What the fuck? Did you mean to say….. “I only meat sometimes.”? Or have you tried, mayhaps, “I don’t like a lot of meat.”?
No. It appears you have taken matters into your own hands and submitted to the ultimate form of douchery. Flexi-fucking-tarian.
P.S. YOU STILL EAT FUCKING MEAT. YOU ARE JUST A PERSON WHO EATS FOOD. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND TRADER JOE’S.