This morning, my mom and I were watching TOUGH LOVE COUPLES cause DUH. It featured the weddings of several tough love couples. One ceremony released doves at the end and my mom said “UGH. DOVES. So unoriginal. Are your wedding, we’re going to release A POOL OF MANATEES!!!!!!”
Let this be an incentive for all of you to set me up with one of your awkward, unattractive friends that I can lure into marriage. There were be MANATEES RELEASED AT THE CEREMONY.

This morning, my mom and I were watching TOUGH LOVE COUPLES cause DUH. It featured the weddings of several tough love couples. One ceremony released doves at the end and my mom said “UGH. DOVES. So unoriginal. Are your wedding, we’re going to release A POOL OF MANATEES!!!!!!”

Let this be an incentive for all of you to set me up with one of your awkward, unattractive friends that I can lure into marriage. There were be MANATEES RELEASED AT THE CEREMONY.