Today I had to give a presentation to incoming seniors in my major about our spring semester and some kid I hooked-up with was there. LOL. Sup? I’m your role model. Your mouth was in my mouth.

Later, the current seniors and I went out for dinner to celebrate the end of our seminar night class and the entire table I was eating at discussed the time they saw me “seriously, intensely, and forcibly” hooking-up with a random guy at a bar. There were a few separate occasions, but I pretended they were all talking about the same night.

LOL WHOOPS.